How to sync a Kindle title from phone to tablet in one hundred and seven simple steps.
1. Open kindle app on phone
2. Jab randomly at tabs until “settings” is found
3. Tap on whisper sync
4. Open kindle on tablet
5. Jab randomly at tabs trying to locate title
6. When title is not found click “settings” and tap on whisper sync
7. Return to main page and jab randomly at tabs trying to find title
8. Do a google search for “my kindle titles won’t sync”
9 through 29. Try various suggested solutions, returning no fewer than 12 times to the same tabs you just visited 30 seconds ago
30. Contemplate homicide
31. Uninstall Kindle
32. Reinstall Kindle
33. through 62. Repeat steps 1 through 29
63. Contemplate suicide
64. Power off tablet
65. Power on tablet
66. through 95. Repeat steps 1 through 29
96. Resync entire phone to tablet
97. Open Kindle and jab randomly at tabs to try and find title
98. Contemplate double homicide
99. Repeat google search ONE LAST FUCKING TIME
100. On advice of nameless online computer geek, log out of amazon and switch accounts
101. through 103. Attempt 3 unsuccessful logins
104. Request password change
105. Log in successfully
106. Return to Kindle and jab randomly at tabs until … EUREKA!!!!! Title is found!
107. Close kindle and go the fuck to bed
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